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tormorituzik
22 Май 2009 @ 09:06

shit happens, thats what I always say...



 

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21 Май 2009 @ 12:09


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tormorituzik
30 Апрель 2009 @ 16:08
I have made friends with the homeless guy who sits a few blocks down from my building. We've courted each other for some time, once in a while I would say hello first, other times he would. Today he ran down the street after me, took off his hat and said
"We've got to stop meeting like this!!!"
I guess I know who I'm taking my next smoke break with :)))

Meanwhile due to the swine flu epidemic the bathrooms in my building aquired new "wash your hands" signs, with pictures and directions. On the door of the bathrooms there are now pictures showing people how to cover their mouth when they caugh.
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24 Апрель 2009 @ 14:12

 



 

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tormorituzik
24 Апрель 2009 @ 09:40

This morning for the first time in my life I was identified by two seemingly American business men in a down town coffee shop as "Russian".

“Are you Russian?” one of them said looking me straight in the eye…

It took me a few moments to respond, since the only ones who have so far been able to tell are others who are “just like me” :))) . In fact, I have in my life been identified as just about everything there is on the planet other than Russian.

I will never be the same.... :)


P.S. Today I had a dream about sabotaging a huge company. I don’t remember the details…all I know is that there was shape shifting involved.

 

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tormorituzik
23 Апрель 2009 @ 08:47



Last night I had a dream that I was recruited by the military for their top secret dancing squad. I was on a giant ship that was already out at sea getting ready for war. Our squad consisted of hundreds of the top most deadly dancers of the country and the military was conducting training which some of my squad mates could not handle and where brutally stomped to death.

The funny part is that I have not had any interaction with military or dancing for quite sometime. Where all this came from is beyond me...
 

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tormorituzik
22 Апрель 2009 @ 17:26

 



 последнее время слушаю его и не-могу наслушаться.
 

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tormorituzik
11 Март 2009 @ 15:49
[info]muphta  think they are gay
[info]greeklamb  thinks they suck
[info]nekropol  makes fun of me day and night

but I still like them DAMN IT!!!!
and I dont care what anybody says!!!! :)
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tormorituzik
18 Февраль 2009 @ 16:10
I love facebook because for its "fan" pages.

For the longest time I could not find a club or a community that I felt I belonged to. Even on facebook where it seems there is a club and a fan page for just about everything and everyone, I still felt outcasted. I joined some cause they where friends and thats about it. My friends displayed to the world their likes and dislikes by joining fan pages and groups and still nothing... until I saw "it" !!!
The reason I knew that was "it" was because I didnt hesitate for a second before pushing that button !!!

and now, I am a proud member of "I hate my next door neighbor" club on facebook :))))

I have to say that since joining nothing has changed in my life. There have not been any new events or interesting communication going on, but there is one definite benefit. If anyone goes to my page they will see automatically that I hate my next door neighbor...
 
 
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If you'd like to  buy certain products that are under lock and key in walgreens you must first call an attendant and point to the thing you want to purchase so they get it out for you. You generally have to already know what you want because they just hand you the product and lock the rest up very quickly, so if you'd like to read the back you have to hold the atendant so they can supervise your choosing process. 

This would generally be just annoying if it wasnt for the fact that a lot of the products that Walgreens (at least in SF) keeps under lock and key are those of a somewhat private matter, so once in a while you can see an 18 year old guy picking out lube and condoms under the supervision of a 50 year old immigrant woman, a young woman reading the directions in the back of a pregnancy test or a yeast infection medicine with a 20 year old male attendant right behind her, or an older man trying to pick out rogain under the watchfull eye of an obvious part time attendant part time high school chearleader.

Now this varries from branch to branch so you can tell what kind of a population lives around the area from the Walgreens that is located there. For example, if you want a pregnancy test, razor blade or nikotine gum on 16th and mission you have to hold up the line and loudly direct the non-english speaking check out clerk to exactly the brand you want since they are located right behind the check out counter.

 

 
 
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tormorituzik
14 Февраль 2009 @ 20:16
I dont remember if i've posted this before but I'm going to post anyway



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11 Февраль 2009 @ 15:44

First it was Halloween in the Castro, and now this.
Organizers of the annual
Bay to Breakers race, a 12K-run that starts at the Embarcadero and ends at Ocean Beach, have announced that this year there will be a major crackdown on the drunken, costumed revelry that trails the real runners. This year, there will be a zero-tolerance policy for alcohol and all floats, according to a news release from sponsor ING.

Last year, neighbors' complaints reached a fevered pitch because of a severe shortage of trash receptacles and portable toilets. Floats are often abandoned at the end of the race. The crackdown was decided upon by ING, police and the North Panhandle Neighborhood Association.
"We're still focused on the fun, vitality and unique culture of the race -- we're just removing the alcohol and the hazards. We feel that these changes will enhance the race experience for all involved," said Angela Fang, the race's general manager.
More in SFGate

Ofcourse there is an petition in response here


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tormorituzik
04 Февраль 2009 @ 14:46
In my dreams I like to fly. I cant really hover like superman, instead I  leap as if I'm in the Matrix. I push of the earth and shoot out like a bullet. Sometimes I can even push off the air in midflight to increase speed or change directions. I fly over forests and towns but even in my dreams I get tired and at some point have to stop.
I always try to land in a place with people, but i never have enough control to be unnoticed so I end up landing on a rooftop or a tree of some sort and the town usually organizes a lynch mob or a gathering to capture me. They get me down from whatever roof top i'm on and surround me...I try to explain myself, but with no result, so finally when I feel that there is no way out I try to push of the ground to fly off, but I can't. Apparently I can only fly when I'm happy and rested, and the mean lynch mob affects my abilities. They close in on me, and I wake up.
I've lived through different versions of this dream since childhood, but for some reason I am to this day surprised every single time I can't take off and escape the lynch mob.
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04 Февраль 2009 @ 14:14
Here are a few quotes from a book by Nicolas Slonimksy called "Lexicon of Musical Invective"
A collection of bad reviews :)

of Mozart:
"Too many notes, my dear Mozart!"
"overloaded and overstuffed."

of Beethovin:
"learned and always learned and nothing natural, no song."

of Chopen:
"In search of ear-rending dissonances, torturous transitions, sharp modulations, repugnant contortions of melody and rhythm, Chopin is altogether indefatigable"

of Brahms:
"It must be admitted that to the larger part of our public, Brahms is still an incomprehensible terror."

of Wagner:
"We see plainly the savage vulgar faces, we hear curses, we smell vodka..."
 
 
 
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02 Февраль 2009 @ 11:53
If there is any truths in life, this one has been proven over and over again: If there is someting you want, the only thing standing between you and that thing is yourself.

So starting today and so forth every morning I will yell at my self to get out of the damn way :)
 
 
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30 Январь 2009 @ 09:02

As I have been absent from Live Journal for some time I feel the need to update my friends-list on my neighbor situation. The lovely woman threatened to sue our landlord if he does not evict us. Of course it is easier to find a needle in a haig stack than to evict someone in San Francisco, but one can try. In an effort to collect evidence against our horrible behavior she has called the police several times, the garbage department and now the fire marshal.

The police noted us as a “no disturbance” case, the garbage department advised us to role our garbage cans inside faster as to not disturb the neighborhood, and the fire marshal asked us to practice safe smoking habits though we where not even home, let alone smoking when he was there.

But here is the kicker: The fire Marshal also advised us to get rid of our Christmas Tree.

Apparently Christmas Trees kept in a house past the Christmas season are against the law? *&^*&^???? J))))))))))

I'm Flabbergasted
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tormorituzik
28 Январь 2009 @ 09:10
вчера за ужином кто-то пожелал кому-то смерть "from anal bleeding" :)) конечно не обошлось без групового просмотра вот этих мультиков. я ржу до сих пор :))


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tormorituzik
21 Январь 2009 @ 13:18

If you want a loved one to learn something you already know, DO NOT under any circumstances attempt to teach them yourself.
Hire a freaking teacher and spare them (and yourself) the agony.

 
 
tormorituzik
06 Январь 2009 @ 08:26


В этом году моё день рождение падает прямо на эту суботу (jan 10th). Я буду  в том же месте в котором была в прошлом году, так что если кто-нибуть хочет составить мне компанию приходите  в Vertigo  (1160 Polk St between Hemlock St & Sutter St)

там дёшево выпить, есть место покурить , и много баров кругом.
гдето в десять :))

 
 
 
 

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